"BRAVE PRESIDENT IS BRAVE. HE MAKES SPEECHES AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYGUN."
"Crazy, violent radicals want to kill him, but he prevails majestically. WOMEN CLING TO THEIR CHILDREN IN FEAR OF SCARY, GUN-TOTING WACKOS WHO ARE PROBABLY TOTALLLY RACIST, but Obama (Blessed be he) STANDS BRAVELY BEFORE THEM AND BRINGS HOPE TO EVERY cHILDS HEART"
